thehairycouch

It dont matter if your black or white

                                    -      Micheal Jackson and Zebras

I work out because I know I'd be the first to die in the 

hunger games.

before you diagnose yourself with depresion or low self esteem,first make sure your not just surrounded by assh0les.

If Taylor swift, married Taylor launtner,both their names would be,

                      Taylor Launtner!!!!!!!!

                         O_________O

me: I was'nt that drunk

guy: Dude you were so drunk you put my hampster in his ball threw him across the lawn and shouted

                                  "I choose you pikachoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

me: I was'nt that drunk

guy: dude you were so drunk you gave a mushroom to a miget and said:

                                           " grow mario,grow"!!!

me: I was'nt that drunk

guy: dude, You were so drunk you saw a ginger picking strawberries and shouted

               "noooo foxface!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont eat the berries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                       COOKIN EGGS:                   

Add a little salt...a little pepper...BOOM!!

              your cooking a freakin delicacey!!

I woke up feeling full of you,I guess I kinda was,

My eyes were slightly blurry,now a hardness in my jaws.

My surroundings were un-familiar,the bed felt hard but good,

I had the strangest feeling that I'd been misunderstood.

I think it's the morning after,but the morning after what?

Your legs are wrapped around my waist,your breaths not warm,it's hot.

let me think,your name is josh,we've just been at a party,

you kissed me hard, we went upstairs,we drank some more bacardi.

And now my head is spinning because I cant open my eyes,

partially because i'm scared and the sun has yet to rise.

I'm totally hungover ,and I'm sure my dad would die,

If I told him that I spent the night with this amazing guy.

He loves to act...

He loves to make make you laugh..

He's not one of 'the lads'...

He listens to your un-realistic thoughts..

You see him every weekend,and when you dont,he's all you think about...

He gave you his hoodie to sit on..

He laughs when he sees you get exited...

He knows you love him and he feels the same way...

You will never see him again.