thelastgirlyouwouldexpect

Status: if you can't impress them with brilliance baffle them with bs
Joined: April 28, 2012
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Birthday: April 28
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Hey,I'm Nicole, I'm 14 and basically i throw refrigerators at people who need to chill out~
                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                

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if  no  one  comes  from  the  future  
to  stop  you  how  bad  of  a  decision  
can  it  really  be ?
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lol I remember when I used to write meaningful quotes and tried to be all deep and fit in but I've now come to the conclusion that no matter what I'll always be a sarcastic bio*tch
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Sometimes 
I try to be nice to people\
but it usally back fires in my face
so now im just equally mean to everyone :)
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That awkward moment when you're scrolling threw fb and you see this 
"people are so stupid they call you a sl?t when you sleep with a guy you've been with for a while, you wear short shorts and have a little bit of your stomach showing you're trashy and you cant even hook up with a guy without being called a h*e"
comment: amen 
comment: thats so true omg 
comment: finally omg 
me: This is a joke right? I dont want to live on this planet anymore.
oh did I mention the status was writen by a thirteen year old 
 

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Some people just aren't worth it
and you need to be okay with that.
Don't hurt youself for someone
who doesn't care about you.
 
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The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets.

The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears
And
The kindest hearts have felt the most pain.


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The truth is much scarier then any of               your lies.
 

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Some d/ck in my class: Oh I don't know who's pen this is but I'm taking it.
Me:Oh I don't know who's face this is but I'm punching it.

                                                 b/tch it was my only pen.
 
nmf/nmq
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Can I just go back to the begining of 4th grade and warn myself about all the sh/t  to come in the next four years.
 

 

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I t s  w ei rd  t o
t hi n k   t ha t
everyone has that one person that they're  jealous of
Yet that one person that you think has everything feels like she has nothing. That one person can list pages of things wrong with her and her life, but you'll never know.
 Every single person out there has a problem some maybe more intense then someone else's but even though to you it may not seem so bad but to them it's killing them.
So next time you think why are they complaining they have everything or come on it's not even that bad
think again.

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