thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
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Joined: April 28, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: April 28
user id: 295760
Location: If there's food I'm there bro
Gender: F
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Fragments From a Junior's
Thoughts
Today, I heard the phrase "it looks good on college applications" 11 times
Teachers tell me they are preparing me for the "real world" as if the first 18 years are a free trial
Getting an education turned out to be a competition I never agreed to enter
I used to think in weekdays and now I think in test dates
Nothing is heavier than this backpack except maybe my eyelids
I'm losing sleep, losing weight, losing my mind
I'm so lost
Even as I write this poem I know nothing I say matters unless it's typed in Times New Roman 12pt font
Today, I heard the phrase "it looks good on college applications" 11 times
Teachers tell me they are preparing me for the "real world" as if the first 18 years are a free trial
Getting an education turned out to be a competition I never agreed to enter
I used to think in weekdays and now I think in test dates
Nothing is heavier than this backpack except maybe my eyelids
I'm losing sleep, losing weight, losing my mind
I'm so lost
Even as I write this poem I know nothing I say matters unless it's typed in Times New Roman 12pt font
Want to know why
I'm single?
You meet a guy, randomly start talking one day, he compliments you on everything he can: "you're gorgeous", "you're cute" etc.. he asks about your past relationships, you tell him you've been hurt before he says " I would never hurt you", you tell him some funny life stories, he tells you his. he starts flirting with you and you start to think he's a really nice guy, you then flirt back. He asks for your number, you give it to him straight away. Quickly; speaking to him becomes your daily routine, you count on him speaking to you, and whatever he does you smile instantly. He asks about your day and you speak all night. The night conversations are always the best. He always asks you if you're tired or you want to go to sleep but you say no and stay just to talk to him. You get butterflies every single time he speaks to you. You now tell your friends how much you like him. You're over the moon. You feel like the happiest girl in the world. but then one day, he randomly stops talking to you, stops putting the effort in and you have no idea why, you know something's changed but you're confused. He stops putting the effort in and you become all clingy and feel like a pest every time you pick up the strength to say "hi" to him, you come to a conclusion that its all your fault and he's mad at you for whatever you have done. He says "sorry, i've been busy" so, you let it go, but for days after maybe weeks and he's still busy constantly. every time you talk to her it becomes an argument, over the most stupidest of things.. you then stop putting the effort in thinking it works both ways, but it doesn't. You then stop speaking, weeks or months go by and you still haven't spoken. You notice that they call every other girl "perfect" and all the other things he called you. He's fine without you. He has already moved on and you're still mad and upset. You still hope that one day he will pop up and everything will go back to how it was, back to normal but you know that will never happen, you now compare every other guy to him. He forgot about you a long time ago, and you still don't want to believe you got played.
And that my friends, is why I'm single.
You meet a guy, randomly start talking one day, he compliments you on everything he can: "you're gorgeous", "you're cute" etc.. he asks about your past relationships, you tell him you've been hurt before he says " I would never hurt you", you tell him some funny life stories, he tells you his. he starts flirting with you and you start to think he's a really nice guy, you then flirt back. He asks for your number, you give it to him straight away. Quickly; speaking to him becomes your daily routine, you count on him speaking to you, and whatever he does you smile instantly. He asks about your day and you speak all night. The night conversations are always the best. He always asks you if you're tired or you want to go to sleep but you say no and stay just to talk to him. You get butterflies every single time he speaks to you. You now tell your friends how much you like him. You're over the moon. You feel like the happiest girl in the world. but then one day, he randomly stops talking to you, stops putting the effort in and you have no idea why, you know something's changed but you're confused. He stops putting the effort in and you become all clingy and feel like a pest every time you pick up the strength to say "hi" to him, you come to a conclusion that its all your fault and he's mad at you for whatever you have done. He says "sorry, i've been busy" so, you let it go, but for days after maybe weeks and he's still busy constantly. every time you talk to her it becomes an argument, over the most stupidest of things.. you then stop putting the effort in thinking it works both ways, but it doesn't. You then stop speaking, weeks or months go by and you still haven't spoken. You notice that they call every other girl "perfect" and all the other things he called you. He's fine without you. He has already moved on and you're still mad and upset. You still hope that one day he will pop up and everything will go back to how it was, back to normal but you know that will never happen, you now compare every other guy to him. He forgot about you a long time ago, and you still don't want to believe you got played.
And that my friends, is why I'm single.
F.uck high school. In
elementary school, the entire classroom was
your
Valentine. We were in this s.hit together.
Valentine. We were in this s.hit together.
guys who rarely wear
suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys
who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual
clothes trust me this is science
The fear of tampons
that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the
funniest things I've ever seen. They act like it's a nuclear missle. Like, calm down, bro. It's just a compressd cotton ball. I swear to God, if you ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction and he will run as far away as possible. It's hilarious.
funniest things I've ever seen. They act like it's a nuclear missle. Like, calm down, bro. It's just a compressd cotton ball. I swear to God, if you ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction and he will run as far away as possible. It's hilarious.
