My Family's Logic.
mom: your father is so lacy and immature and he
always wants to relax and whenever i take vacation he makes me do
stuff with him and he's so embaraswsing especially when he
chews with his mouth open omg.
brother: dad never lets me play minecraft all
the time and makes me clean my room and take showers every three
me: I can't believe dad made me cancel a
sleepover AGAIN because he wants to 'relax'. just like
yesterday. and last week. and like every time I ask him.
and he still hasn't paid back the money he took from me.
brother and mom: your father does so much for
this family how could you ever insult him he's like a friggen
saint. we've never done anything to insult him because
we're good people but you are disrespectful for saying such a
terrible thing. go to your room this instant young lady. i
don't want to see your face.