thelastnight

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Hello beauiful(:
My name is Kayla, and I live in a nice little town in the middle of nowhere. (okay, not that much in the middle of nowhere.)
Like everyone else on Witty, I've beend through a lot. I've starved, cut, and all that good stuff.
But theres a story behind it, and I tell this story in my quotes.
Leave me a comment(: and I follow back most of the time, unless I forget!
KUDNFSJKDLFMKL It wont let me change this :/

thelastnight's Favorite Quotes

justin bieber: *kills 50 people*
police: wtf
justin bieber: i didnt know it was illegal
police: haha it ok


"Dear future daughter:

1. When you're at some party, chain smoking on the roof
with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large
dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won't 
regret it. Often times you'll fine the strangest of people have
the most captivating of stories to tell.

2. Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your
soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it's way
through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside
out.

3. No one is going to save you, anything you've ever read
or heard otherwise is bullsh/t.

4. One day a boy is going to come along who's touch feels
like fire and who's words tase like vanilla, when he leaves
you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know
that it is only temporary.

5. Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If 
its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your 
hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and
you're not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that
carton of Ben and Jerry's and afterwords, go the f/ck to bed. 
So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took
care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always
come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells
you differently."




HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE?

HE GO ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID "I DON'T WANNA BE OBAMASELF"
 

Me:
Parents:
Me:
Parents:
Me: *puts earbuds in*
Parents: iebdwibtifhd
Me: what
Parents: HDJEHDIFNE
Me: what
Me: *takes out earbuds*
Parents:
Parents:
Me: *puts earbuds back in*
Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir
Me: what

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money. “No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.

teacher: when you've finished the test, please go back and read over your answers.
me: i'm never going back, the past is in the past


I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well




Although we never said it to eachother,
I think we both knew.









 

Never think
youre nothing.

Never cry at night over not being pretty enough.
Never tell yourself you’ll never be good enough.
Because to someone, you’re everything.
To someone, you’re gorgeous.

To someone, you are the world.