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eh i had a fancy layout and everything but i decided why bother
thank you for all the comments i read every one and try to reply to every one but it's hard, i love you all srsly :)

thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong's Favorite Quotes

Me: Santa isn't real.
Little sister: Well neither is your relationship with One Direction.


Guess who cried more? 

When Harry was 10 he was
attacked by a goat.

 

Hush little Prim don't cry away
Mama's gonna catch you a
mockingjay
And if that mockingjay's a sin
Mama's gonna buy you a rebel pin
And if the pin looks like a sparrow
Mama's gonna buy you a bow and arrow
And if that bow and arrow fail
Mama's gonna bring you a friend named
Gale
And if that friend Gale's a crime
Mama's gonna think that's just fine
And if you still pride that
rebel pin
Well little Primrose let the Hunger Games begin
 

 

I Want
To Be That Girl
Who Turns Really
Pretty 
Over Summer
And 
All The Boys
Are Like
"Wow"

When They See
Me In School
soml (RePostingDeletedByAccident)

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My friend: Okay, we are going to find a HOT guy for you!
Me: Okay *looks around* HIM! OH MY JESUS! HE IS SO HOT. Please have my babies!!!
My friend: *Stares at me* That's my brother...
Nmf




 

Silent classroom with 100+ students taking a test

My stomach: I will now demonstrate the sound of a dying humpback whale.


Mom: One Direction is distracting you from school.
Me: No, Mom. School is distracting me from One Direction.


kids at my school: i like to smoke weed and get high and i also like to smoke cigarettes and party everynight because you only live once bro.
me: sometimes when it's cold, i like to breathe really heavy & pretend i'm a dragon ok. 

 

zayn is perfect.
nobody is perfect.
so zayn is nobody.
nobody loves me.
therefore, zayn malik loves me.








i hate it when people in a commercial
have more fun in 30 seconds than I will ever have in my whole life.