thelostheartedteen
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Joined: April 7, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 356003
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Joined: April 7, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 356003
Gender: F
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What do you like? Well... Tacos never let me down.
Quotes by thelostheartedteen
Yesterday, my sister
and I were talking about our biggest fears. I asked her what she
was most scared of and she said, "I'm terrified
that we will never find world peace and that more wars will happen
which will result in more deaths and more people dealing with the
losses of their loved ones. " And then she asked me,
and I scratched my head and replied with, "Well...
Bears, mostly."
One day during class, my
calculus teacher wasn't paying attention to where he was
walking and he smashed his foot into his desk. He started to hop
around on one foot, and yelled out,
"MOTHER-----" but then he looked up
and saw 23 students staring at him and smoothly finished with,
"FUNCTION!" Thus,
MOTHERFUNCTION was born.
You
make
me happier
than
a cheeseburger.
Actually...
maybe just a hamburger patty. Cheeseburgers make me pretty happy.
Actually...
maybe just a hamburger patty. Cheeseburgers make me pretty happy.
NEVER trust a
dentist with bad teeth.
Nothing creeps me out
more than old men with pierced ears.
Oh... You like bad
girls??
I don't want to brag
or anything, but I played sudoku with a pen
once.
One time, I
lent the book Divergent to my Spanish
teacher and she
found my mom's yoga business card that I had been using as a
bookmark in it. She started
going to my mom's classes and talking to
her and
that's how I accidentally made my mom and spanish teacher best
friends.
Me: Just one more page and I'll go to
bed.
*3 hours later*
Me: Okay, I'm serious now, one more page.
*Clicks to next page*
Today,
there was a fuzzy on my computer screen,
so I went to wipe it off,
and that's the story of how
I found out my laptop has a touch screen.
there was a fuzzy on my computer screen,
so I went to wipe it off,
and that's the story of how
I found out my laptop has a touch screen.
Everybody I
introduce Witty to instantly falls in love with it.
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This one time I showed it to my best friend and we went through over 100 pages of quotes in a sitting.
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This one time I showed it to my best friend and we went through over 100 pages of quotes in a sitting.
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