themadwitt

How does the makeup article you use the most of all of them always end up at the bottom of the bag!!!?

So we're studying The Scarlet Letter  in English, and a guy asked, "How did women tell if they were pregnant or not back then besides getting fat?...Wait...oh.
He realized his mistake too late. 
I've never seen someone's face so red. 
I was laughing to myself the rest of the hour:}

The Moment you realize your crush REALLY doesn't like you, for whatever reason...

If good things happen to people who wait, then why don't I get good grades when I procrastinate?