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theoni95
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Teacher: You failed the test
Me: You failed to edcuate me
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Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: Ness
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We all grew up calling it duck tape
and we still do
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That $exy face you make before you sneeze
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Best friends dont point out your flaws
But you point out other peoples flaws with them
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Why do people in
horror movies yell out
"hello?"
As if the killers are going to be like
"Yeah, im in the kitchen. Want a sandwitch"
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We text 24/7
But when we meet up in real life...
Its really akward
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♦
Best
Friends
♦
You fight
I fight
You hurt I hurt Y
ou cry I cry
You smile I smile
→ You jump off a bridge
I WILL GET A PADDLE BOAT
&
SAVE YOURE CRAZY A$$
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oh, so you want to argue
B
R
I
N
G
I
T
O
N
I GOT MY CAPS
LOCK ON
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OMG
WRONG
PERSON
CANCEL!!! CANCEL!!!
MESSAGE SENT
KILL ME NOW
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