theresathehuman

Status: I'm in love with my own sins♥
Joined: July 30, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 321450
Location: Wondahland
Gender: F
theresathehuman
I'm in love with my own sins
Hi, I'm Theresa. I remade this witty out of boredom. If you want to talk I'm here. My twitter is under the same name and my Tumblr is theresaxo.tumblah.com I'm a pretty cool kid.
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Quotes by theresathehuman

 

There's always that one girl who flirts with every guy and then when you ask her about it she says "No! He's like my brother!" or "He's like my best friend!"
So you date a different brother every week? Seems legit.

 


My phone is on volume: no one texts me
My phone is on vibrate: no one texts me
My phone is on silent: I lose it and I have 8 missed texts and 3 missed calls


Just me?


>>>>>>>>>>
Everytime my crush sees me I'm eating


The other day I was eating chips in the halls

Today, I was eating two Hershey's bars and a Rice Crispie's treat as a sandwich

He probably thinks I'm such a pig lol
<<<<<<<<<<<

nmf
 






My school





We don't care if you basically have s/x with your girlfriend in our halls

                              BUT TAKE THAT FU/KING HAT OFF!!!

 

 





This is the end of the world

You and me

Should spend the rest of it

In love♥


nmq,

 
In The Halls...



Heavy girl: Eww, look at that girl. Girls like that are the reason I eat

.
Skinny Girl: *turns around* That's funny. Girls like you are the reason I don't.
blacklaceThose guys
That flirt with every girl, yet you still feel special when they talk to younmf