My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old
BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you
BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend
Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I
thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me
something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her
birthday? I'll bake her a pie.