theycantdiagonse

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When I use "Thus" in an essay I feel like



MOTHERf**kING SHAKESPEARE 
 
NMQ/NMF


I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite". Yeah, because
 the   first   thing    I   think   when   I   meet    somebody  is 
"HOLY  SH I  T,    TH   I   S    b  i  tch     I  S    G O   I    N  G   TO   B  I  T E     ME."

 

 











THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN A ZOMBIE IS LOOKING FOR BRAINS 

aniwalkright past you

nmf/nmq


WHEN TEACHERS GIVE YOU AN ASSIGNMENT AND SAY:
“THIS ISN’T THE TYPE OF ASSIGNMENT YOU CAN DO
THE NIGHT BEFORE IT’S DUE”and you're like:
"you underestimate mpower"

 

N  M  F  /  N  M   Q 

 

WHEN YOU SPELL A COMMON WORD CORRECTLY,
BUT IT JUST LOOKS WRONG SO YOU STARE AT IT
                        FOREVER.


 


WHEN YOUR PARENTS TRY TO GET YOU TO SPILL YOUR SECRETS BY SAYING:
“WE CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING,” AND YOU JUST LOOK AT THEM LIKE…
"er e    t    i  n  d s ."

With everything that's happening, I just want to let your guys know something.

I'm here.
I can understand what if eels like to want to hold that power to end it all in your hand.
Whether it be by one swallow or one injection and it's all over. But that's not a solution.
A solution is talking. If someone makes you feel the lowest of the low,
you can come to talk to me. Everyone deserves someone to talk to.

And I would more than gladly be that person for you.

You don't have to let someone else win. I don't want you to suffer. 
And if you're feeling dangerous to yourself, come talk to me.
Or any other person on Witty.

And if not me, then some help-lines.
Don't feel afraid to use them.

Kids Help Phone:
1800 668 6868

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255)

National Teen Dating Abuse Helpline 
1-866-331-9474

The Trevor Lifeline (Suicide Prevention for LGBTQ Youth)
866-4-U-TREVOR (1-866-488-7386)

Veterans’ Suicide Prevention Lifeline
1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255), press 1

National Sexual Assault Hotline
1-800-656-HOPE (1-800-656-4673)

National Eating Disorders Association
1-800-931-2237

And if you’re being bullied via the phone, like a cellphone:

Phone number blocking: 
A THIN LINE
(MTV’s digital abuse campaign):
athinline.org/facts/constant-messaging 
(under ‘draw your line’)

 

                                                                           REMEMBER:
LOVE  ILOUDER.

and we’re all willing to give it to you if you need it.

we all get iwronsometimes. 
                                                                                                                                                - Pretty Little Liars

It  doesn't matter how beautiful you feel or how amazing you are,
there  will  always  be that person  trying to convince  you to the 
contrary.     Screw       'em.      It       your       life,     not      theirs.

ignore the hatred.          

                   Just be happy. 


 

 Be  y o u r s e lf  
              & be happy.