***Just saw a
skunk***
Me: Did you just see that skunk?
Aleah: Only the tail..
Me: **thinnking what i would do to someone if I
was a skunk
Aleah:
Me: Do you think that skunks just go up to
people and be, like, "Hey, you smell funny, let me spray you
with my purfume." and then spray you?
Aleah: Hahahahahahahaha!
Me: They're probly mad at humans.
Aleah: Why?
Me: Well, the next time they smell you, you
don't smell like their perfume they gave you. It's like,
"Hey it took a lot of effort to give you that perfume."
No wonder the keep spraying us.
*Both break out in laughter*
true
story