thisisbrandon

Status: Allison is amazing
Joined: August 9, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 323767
Gender: M




Hey im brandon. follow?

hmu.                   

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(+) girls, texting, facebook, twitter, friends, football, baseball, witty, weed, meeting new people, etc.
(-) annoying kids, desperates, bullies,  people who think there s(h)it dont stink, disney channel, etc.
 

Quotes by thisisbrandon

One does not just share with the world that they cut themselves. You just dont...
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Walk into the club like wuddup im finally invited to something.
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I think women are right all the time...

Wait, let me rephrase that

I DON'T (;

                                            
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If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me handsome
I'd have a dollar.......thanks mom.
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So my grandma got my 5 year old sister the movie Ted, because it had a bear on it....
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Annoying kid: What the f.uck?
Quiet kid: That's exactly what they said when you were born.

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I find dimples on girls very attractive. 
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Girls in my class we're talking about how justin bieber threw up on stage..

My teacher: Well, i mean i want to throw up just listening to it. Can you imagine singing it? Poor kid.



 

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*lesbian couple standing in front of me at six flags*

girl 1: just go on the ride
girl 2: no. i'm to scared.
girl 1: dont be a p.ussy
girls 2: you know what they say...you are what you eat.




...never laughed so much in my life
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 "Oh cool it


bends!"




*snap*




"s.hit.."


 
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