your mom's chest hair*

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71 0 MissAnna MissAnna
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Friends pick us up
when we fall down,
and if they can't
pick us up,
they lie down and
listen for a while.

 
54 0 Jordan.* Jordan.*
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Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.
410 41 Steve Steve
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Sister: What's a pedestrian?

Me: Ask mom.

Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.

Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!

Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.

Mom: But you are a pedestrain

Sister: *cries*
1103 12 TaintedCorruption TaintedCorruption
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my day

This is the highlight of my day 
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I used to lie in my bed with hope- that tomorrow will be better.
Now I lie in my bed with hope- that there is no tomorrow.














 
39 0 PlayingWithFire PlayingWithFire
hope
If you forget to say "Pika" before you sneeze ;
Remember you can say "bacca"
afterwards.
68 1 iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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No Girlfriend November was a success ;
Now for Don't Date December ;
Forever-Alone February ;
No Match March...
I got this.
110 8 iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
foreveralone

how do mermaids have babies
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
210 13 happiest* happiest*
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If you don’t get a little gay with your best friends you’re not close enough
350 4 happiest* happiest*
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