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Quotes by tiffany21

I don't hate you, I'm just simply

not excited about your existence

In class:  I'll do this at home
At home:
I'll do this in class


Smiling at old people
to show them you're not a teenage thug


Sharks aren't the bad guys.
If some stranger entered my house in just a speedo,

I would probably attack him too.

I hate when nerds cover up
their answers, it's like;

c'mon bro, let's work together!


There is always that one
weird girl in your grade that's
obsessed with horses.

"Not everything on the internet is true."

Wait! So there's no sexy singles in my area dying to meet me?!

nmf. credit to 6 billion secrets.

I think I'm going to end up like Plankton,
Marrying my computer.
Me: I'm going to bed.
Internet: HAHAHA. NO.

When I say  "I'll think about it",

I really mean, "I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up again"