Smiling at old people to show them you're not a teenage thug
Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a speedo,
I would probably attack him too.
Wait! So there's no sexy singles in my area dying to meet me?!
nmf. credit to 6 billion secrets.
When I say "I'll think about it",
I really mean, "I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up again"