tiffany21

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Joined: November 6, 2011
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Everything I like is either:
illegal, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible

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My High School graduation speech:
I'd like to thank my teachers... just kidding. I'd like to thank Google

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I watch CSI, NCIS, and Criminal Minds

I can make your death look like an accident

 

 

 

 

 

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I always wish my

pets could talk,

but then I remember all the things

I have said and done in front of them

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Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign.
 I just didn't see you

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Dear Diet Coke,

I feel like I'm overreacring.

 Sincerely, Mentos

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Something about your

face attracts my fist

 

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What the hell is up with "Fun Size" candy?

There is nothing fun about less candy.

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I don't hate school.

I just hate teachers,

homework, tests and

waking up early in the morning.

 

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Rule #1   I'm always right
Rule #2   If you think I'm wrong, read Rule #1
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