tiffany21

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Joined: November 6, 2011
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Quotes by tiffany21

Cheating on a good girl is like throwing

away a diamond and picking up a rock

NMF - all credit to lexidanielle_xo (:

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I miss when I was little
and didn't care about
my weight, clothes, or hair
I just did what made me happy

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I  study for minutes and take breaks for hours

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Heartbroken?
You've got a foot and he's got balls.
Girls, you know what to do.
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They call me santa

because I can't stop

with just one ho

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☐ Do homework
☑ Go on Witty

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"Age is just a number" 

Yeah so is 911 you pedophile

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That awkward moment when
  you're all excited about opening a present and when you open it, it sucks

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There's a serial killer in the house

Normal people: "CALL THE POLICE, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE."

In movies: "Let's go find him."
 
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Don't break anybody's heart,


they only have one.


Break their bones,


they have 206

 

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