Do you realize
How much time I wasted
Thinking about you?
Like seriously, I could have been
Finding a cure for cancer
or something.
My definition of a clean room:
A clear path from the door to my bed
Of course I talk to myself It's the only way I can get intelligent responses
99% of people in the world are stupid
Luckily I'm the other 2%
Trying to forget someone you love
Is like trying to remember
someone you never knew
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You
shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely, 7
When I met you, I got this tingling sensation... Then I realized my phone was on vibrate.
If I had a penny for every time
I thought about you,
I would think about you more often
"Was that lightning?" No, they're taking pictures for Google Earth
Cool story bro, in what chapter do you shut up?