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tigersxloverx24Member since Thu May 7, 2009 15:55:19 EDT Last login: Fri Nov 20, 2009 15:47:07 EST AIM SN: ask meee :) Quote Stats: 197 |
Hey my name's Christina and i'm 12 and in 7th grade. I love to talk and laugh so feel free to comment! I'm really good at advice too just feel free to askk! I will always be talking, laughing, texting, or listening to musicc! I dont feel like writin' much more so if ya got any questions or whatever comment! Bye!(:
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Ok my boyfriend kinda ignored me all day today! :(
So I called him but his phone was off :(
Me: Hey, Michael, it's Christina! I just called to talk to you. So call me back and DON'T IGNORE ME AT SCHOOL TOMORROW! Okay, byyeeee!
i think i did a nice job(:
So I called him but his phone was off :(
Me: Hey, Michael, it's Christina! I just called to talk to you. So call me back and DON'T IGNORE ME AT SCHOOL TOMORROW! Okay, byyeeee!
i think i did a nice job(:
1
I'm on the phone with my friend Christian
Christian: Sorry my mom was asking if anybody was over.
Me: It's ok. Wait who would be over at 8:30 at night on a Monday?
Christian: I don't know. Anybody I can get!
Me: *lmfaoooo!* That's what she said!
Christian: Ok, that sounded extremely wrong! I didn't mean it like that!
Christian: Sorry my mom was asking if anybody was over.
Me: It's ok. Wait who would be over at 8:30 at night on a Monday?
Christian: I don't know. Anybody I can get!
Me: *lmfaoooo!* That's what she said!
Christian: Ok, that sounded extremely wrong! I didn't mean it like that!
Christian: Did you know it's funny to watch tigers have sex?
Me: *lmfaoooo!* yess!
lmfaoooo!! XD
sorrry lazy with colors! :/
Me: *lmfaoooo!* yess!
lmfaoooo!! XD
sorrry lazy with colors! :/
Brendan: I'm bringing sexyy backk!
Me: Sexy never left me!
Brendan: hahaha yeahh...suuree
lmfao it never came to him! :P
lazy with colors...
Me: Sexy never left me!
Brendan: hahaha yeahh...suuree
lmfao it never came to him! :P
lazy with colors...
Nosy Teachers #1
Gabby: So how long have you and Michael been going out?
Me: A month and almost 2 weeks.
Ms. Burns: What's been a month and almost 2 weeks?
Me: Yes, Gabby, what's been a month and almost 2 weeks?
Gabby: Uh, nothing
lmfao had to be there!
Nosy Teachers #2
Christian: Hey, Christina! Michael said he's gonna kiss you!
Me: Really?! When did he say that?!
Christian: This morning.
Me: Are you serious?!?!
Jake: You know Mrs. Pierce heard that whole conversation?!
Me & Christian: *both look at Mrs. Pierce and she's shaking her head slowly at us!*
lmfaoo had to be there again!
Gabby: So how long have you and Michael been going out?
Me: A month and almost 2 weeks.
Ms. Burns: What's been a month and almost 2 weeks?
Me: Yes, Gabby, what's been a month and almost 2 weeks?
Gabby: Uh, nothing
lmfao had to be there!
Nosy Teachers #2
Christian: Hey, Christina! Michael said he's gonna kiss you!
Me: Really?! When did he say that?!
Christian: This morning.
Me: Are you serious?!?!
Jake: You know Mrs. Pierce heard that whole conversation?!
Me & Christian: *both look at Mrs. Pierce and she's shaking her head slowly at us!*
lmfaoo had to be there again!
Social Studies #1
What happened when Hungary met Turkey?
What happened when Hungary met Turkey?
sorry so lazy with colors im so tired
Today
During Vocab I went to my locker to brush my hair.
When I was done I started singing "One Step At A Time" into my brush and dancing in the mirror hanging up in my locker. My teacher comes out of the bathroom and sees me and laughs and says "What was that?!" I am embarassed(:
During Vocab I went to my locker to brush my hair.
When I was done I started singing "One Step At A Time" into my brush and dancing in the mirror hanging up in my locker. My teacher comes out of the bathroom and sees me and laughs and says "What was that?!" I am embarassed(:
haha ahhh true story!
SHOULDER COUNT!
ONE TWO THREE...FOOURRR!(:
haha my friend laura (ldanzer97 on witty) is really good and this! haha
you're supposed to count your shoulders (1, 2) and then the guy you like (3, 4) and on 4 your arm is around him!(: haha
ONE TWO THREE...FOOURRR!(:
haha my friend laura (ldanzer97 on witty) is really good and this! haha
you're supposed to count your shoulders (1, 2) and then the guy you like (3, 4) and on 4 your arm is around him!(: haha
DON'T READ THIS!
There was this girl and she was with
her friend.
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the
man
looked like a psycho. She started
laughing with
her friend commenting on how ugly he
was.
Right
then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?
XxLoVemExX: What?
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
to care the living sh*t out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
you just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
from someone.
They went upstairs and were
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but
when she turned around he was there.
News the next
morning said that there was one girl dead in
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
to die!
There was this girl and she was with
her friend.
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the
man
looked like a psycho. She started
laughing with
her friend commenting on how ugly he
was.
Right
then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?
XxLoVemExX: What?
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
to care the living sh*t out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
you just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
from someone.
They went upstairs and were
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but
when she turned around he was there.
News the next
morning said that there was one girl dead in
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
to die!
Tyler and Brendan are blocking the staircase at school...
Me: Move it, Tyler!! Move it, Brendan!!
Brendan: Whoa, I see Micheal has taught you to be fiesty!
Me: Oh, yes he has! Very fiesty!
hahaha you had to be there it was hilarious
Me: Move it, Tyler!! Move it, Brendan!!
Brendan: Whoa, I see Micheal has taught you to be fiesty!
Me: Oh, yes he has! Very fiesty!
hahaha you had to be there it was hilarious
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