toey

that moment of terror when you cant pull down your pants to go pee cause you have a belt on

chewin gum while suckin on a jollie rancher like a boss ;)

I AM STRONG
because i know my weaknesses
I AM BEAUTIFUL
beacause i am aware of my flaws
I AM FEARLESS
because i learned to recongnise illusion from real
I AM WISE
because i learn from my mistakes
I AM A LOVER
becasue i have felt hate
and
I CAN LAUGH
because i have known sadness

you know your messed up when you hide in a tree and eat canday bars for an hour ;)

you: today i hid a half eaten bag of cheetos in a bush

friend: today i hid a dead body in my closet......

you: .....................
you: *backs away from friend*

friend: LETS BURY YOU IN GRASS!
you: YEAA!!!
friend: *starts ripping out grass and burrying u in it*
you: *waits until ur body if fully covered*
friend: done
you: .....
you: SH*T IM ALLERGIC TO GRASS!

When ur freind says u can hav a sip of their soda and u take 50 sips instead <3

LOVE, is like a waterfall, once it starts, it never ends <3

Heeeeeyyy whos that hottie? *click*
...... Danmit, I clicked on my own profile again

:3

That moment when you come home from school and you look in the mirror and thing is this how i looked all day????!!!