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Quotes by toocooltofool

"You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches."
– Dita Von Teese 
I wanna date a guy with a british accent before I die.
You can never be too old for peanut butter & graham crackers. :P
I probably could stand a chance on American Idol if I could bring my shower on stage.

That awkward moment when there is no awkward moment, you’re just awkward.
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is it's difficult to determine if they are genuine."     - Abraham Lincoln
The Olympics are a great way of reminding myself of all the countries that I didn’t know existed. 
Plot twist: The queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “Happy hunger games!”
Thank God I found the good in goodbye.
That awkward moment when you wake up from a nap with one sock on.
I wonder what Krabby Patties taste like.