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"You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches."
– Dita Von Teese
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I wanna date a guy with a british accent before I die.
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You can never be too old for peanut butter & graham crackers. :P
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probably could stand a chance on American Idol if I could bring my shower on stage.
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That awkward moment when there is no awkward moment, you’re just awkward.
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"The trouble with quotes on the internet is it's difficult to determine if they are genuine."
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Abraham Lincoln
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The Olympics are a great way of reminding myself of all the countries that I didn’t know existed.
Plot twist: The queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “Happy hunger games!”
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Thank God I found the good in goodbye.
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That awkward moment when you wake up from a nap with one sock on.
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I wonder what
Krabby Patties
taste like.
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