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"You can be the ripest,
juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be
somebody who hates peaches."
– Dita Von
Teese
I wanna
date a guy with a british accent before I die.
You can never be too
old for peanut butter & graham crackers.
:P
I probably
could stand a chance on American Idol if I could bring my shower
on stage.
That awkward moment when there is no
awkward moment, you’re just awkward.
"The trouble with quotes on
the internet is it's difficult to determine if they are
genuine." - Abraham
Lincoln
The Olympics are a great way of reminding
myself of all the countries that I didn’t know
existed.
Plot twist: The queen locks everyone in
the stadium and shouts “Happy hunger
games!”
Thank God I
found the good in goodbye.
That awkward moment when you wake up
from a nap with one sock on.
I wonder
what Krabby
Patties taste
like.