toogaytofunction

Status: dat ass
Joined: January 27, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 348122
Location: no
Gender: M





I'm not new to this website. I joined in 2010 as a 13 year old with an embarrassing username and left after a few months due to becoming too gay to function. I re-joined today just to agree with someone that John Green is a beautiful asshole.
i probably won't want to talk to you, it's not because i'm "0mg l0lz s0 s0c14lly 4wkw4rd!!!"
i just don't like people in general.
I DON'T EVEN TALK LIKE THIS OMFG USUALLY I USE PROPER SPELLING AND CAPITALIZATION but no
gonna come here to complain about my imperfections or call me an asshole? aw, cute. i don't care.
bye now. x x x


- no I'm not gay nor am I making fun of gays, it's a quote from a movie omfg








 

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I lost 4 followers today, lmao what did I even do?
 



basically all we feel like doing is lazing around or just sleeping all day
but no, we can't do that because it's f
.ucking los angeles.


 











sigh I still don't know how I feel about the idea of The Fault In Our Stars being made into a movie
(but am I the only one who imagines Augustus looking pretty much like Freddie Highmore?? idek)















 




MY SONGS KNOW WHAT YOU DID IN THE DARK
                           ~                so light 'em up up up









 




if you're still making "this is super turtle/sandpit turtle" jokes about Shadow Moses by Bring Me The Horizon then just gtfo.












 




if you pull out my earphones, I will pull out your lungs.












 



Problems with being a male
- having emotions is seen as weakness
- admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
- being called a s.exual deviant or a p.ervert because you were expressing your s.exuality
- a girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
- being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is completely fine
- makeup isn't even an option
- not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you "gay"
- being gay is seen as weak
- you can't control the size of your "manhood"
- you can't report s.exual assaults because being a male victim is apparently worse than being the r.apist
- no male specific support groups or movements
- unequal parental rights
- extreme feminists treating you less than human all the f.ucking time
- women can blame all men for all their problems and say all men are the same, but if a man blames a woman for something then they're a "s.exist pig who deserves to die"
- people dismissing your problems automatically because apparently the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
- no one will read this past the title.







 




FALL OUT BOY ARE BACK
AND I AM A 16 YEAR OLD MALE WHO IS SHAMELESSLY SITTING ON HIS BED AT 9:25AM CRYING HIS EYES OUT WITH HAPPINESS.












 


    I'm married to the devil,
    in the city of angels













 




What’s the difference between being hungry and h.orny?
where you put the cucumber.