tor_123

Status: holy sh(t i'm a derp
Joined: February 12, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 273474
Location: Greendale Comunity College
Gender: F

Quotes by tor_123

I DON'T THINK
I'LL Ever understand...
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How i LET YOU JUST WALK AWAY



Everybody
Deserves someone who makes them look forward to tommorrow
 
WHAT'S WRONG WITH RELATIONSHIPS:
Hot Guys: I want se.x but girls only want long-term relationships
Hot Girls: I want a hot guy, but they only want se.x
Nice Guys: I want a hot girl but they only like douchebags
Nice Girls: I want a nice guy but all they want is hot girls

No one wins


          
          1. Explain the state of the current economy and it's effect on different
          levels of government and social justice_______________________
         
           2. complete this equation: 1+1=  ___________________________
           ____________________________________________________
           ____________________________________________________
           ____________________________________________________

          Am I the only one who gets annoyed by this sh/t? 


Me: I bet I can get you to say the word pink.
Friend: Umm sure....
Me: What colour is my hair?
Friend: Brown
Me: ok, what colour is your hair?
Friend: Black
Me: Hahaha! i told you i could make you say black!
Friend: But you said pink
Me: YOU JUST SAID IT!! YOU JUST SAID PINK!! AHAHAHA!!
Friend: .........You can't sit with us anymmore
Me: I WIN! I WIN! I AM SOOO AWESO- Wait what?


Ever notice how when you start hating someone,
everything they do becomes offensive, like:
"Look at that s/ut, eating that cracker like she owns the place!"
 
 



KEEP CALM


NO ONE ELSE


KNOWS WHAT


THE F*CK


THEY'RE


DOING 


EITHER 


 

 

 
 
  Dear World,
 
I am taking a nap now.
If you wake me up for something unimportant,
I will buy you a puppy.
I will wait for you to fall in love with the puppy,
And then I will brutally murder it in front of you.

 
Sincerely,
Don't wake me up. 

 
 
 

 
Am I three words too late?
 
And is it good bye to me and us?
.
Whilst I love you and leave you,
 
You just leave me to love.