tor_123

Status: holy sh(t i'm a derp
Joined: February 12, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 273474
Location: Greendale Comunity College
Gender: F

Quotes by tor_123

I DON'T THINK
I'LL Ever understand...
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How i LET YOU JUST WALK AWAY

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Everybody
Deserves someone who makes them look forward to tommorrow
 
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH RELATIONSHIPS:
Hot Guys: I want se.x but girls only want long-term relationships
Hot Girls: I want a hot guy, but they only want se.x
Nice Guys: I want a hot girl but they only like douchebags
Nice Girls: I want a nice guy but all they want is hot girls

No one wins
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          1. Explain the state of the current economy and it's effect on different
          levels of government and social justice_______________________
         
           2. complete this equation: 1+1=  ___________________________
           ____________________________________________________
           ____________________________________________________
           ____________________________________________________

          Am I the only one who gets annoyed by this sh/t? 
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Me: I bet I can get you to say the word pink.
Friend: Umm sure....
Me: What colour is my hair?
Friend: Brown
Me: ok, what colour is your hair?
Friend: Black
Me: Hahaha! i told you i could make you say black!
Friend: But you said pink
Me: YOU JUST SAID IT!! YOU JUST SAID PINK!! AHAHAHA!!
Friend: .........You can't sit with us anymmore
Me: I WIN! I WIN! I AM SOOO AWESO- Wait what?

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Ever notice how when you start hating someone,
everything they do becomes offensive, like:
"Look at that s/ut, eating that cracker like she owns the place!"
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KEEP CALM


NO ONE ELSE


KNOWS WHAT


THE F*CK


THEY'RE


DOING 


EITHER 

 

 

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  Dear World,
 
I am taking a nap now.
If you wake me up for something unimportant,
I will buy you a puppy.
I will wait for you to fall in love with the puppy,
And then I will brutally murder it in front of you.
 
Sincerely,
Don't wake me up. 
 
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Am I three words too late?
 
And is it good bye to me and us?
.
Whilst I love you and leave you,
 
You just leave me to love.
 
 
  
 

 

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