desultori*

Status: fuckn her right in the pussy
Joined: August 24, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: September 2
user id: 211060
Location: preferably the anal region
Gender: F

 


When I die, bury me in the booty club.

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desultori*'s Favorite Quotes


Roses are white
nightlock is blue
it’s called Catching Fire
not Hunger Games 2
277 32 happiest* happiest*
funny


mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
me: just kidding call the cops.

270 1 BravoSierra BravoSierra
lol

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? 
320 1 happiest* happiest*
funny


my dream date: a date

151 0 BravoSierra BravoSierra
lol

omg so in one of my morning classes this girl was eating a banana and the professor was like “dO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE” and the giRL PULLS LIKE EIGHT BANANAS OUT OF HER BOOKBAG
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school
The

odd

thing

about

people

who love books

is

that

they

always want more. ♥

82 0 Amenah Amenah
funny
what men think women love to be called:

babe
baby
sweetie
honey
sexy

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

lamp shade
broken chair
Samuel L Jackson
dirty dish rag
Mr.Clean
Joe Biden
what to heck



if anyone ever calls me ‘samuel l jackson’ as a pet name i will straight up kiss them in the street

56 1 capsized* capsized*
sexy

Thinking about dropping out of school
to fulfill my dreams of becoming a bathtub.
 
96 2 Butterbear Butterbear
lol
sO I JUST HAD THE MOST BEAUTIFULLY CLICHED FIRST DATE IN THE WORLD he took me to the movies and paid for the tickets and we did that dumb brushing fingers in the popcorn thing and held hands and then he walked me home while still holding my hand and kissed me in the driveway this is so disgustingly cute ughhgbghghhghgbghg

also i saw this old friend i haven't talked to in a few years and she looked at me and said hi. then she looked at him and her eyes got really big and she kind of gasped and gave me a really enthusiastic thumbs up and mouthed, "well done!!!!!"

161 8 BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
mywholeheartissmiling
"Lie to me again." She whispered
 
"I love you."He said
12 0 Maddi Motionless* Maddi Motionless*
love
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