tornXdownXagainX

ur mamma's so fat it took me 2 trains, a bus and a taxi just to get on her good side...

there was this blonde and she was miserable so she decided to kill herslef... a guy walking in the park spots her and sees her hanging froma tree with a rope around her stomach he asks her whats she doing... she says *i'm hanging myself* the guys goes *isnt the rope suppose to be around ur neck* she goes *but when it was around my neck i couldn't breath!!*

i loved u from the start
but u were just playin
i should have know that u weren't stayin
but u said that u wanted me and that u cared
did u forget about all the times we shared

but u moved on
and left me here
so i'll just sit here with my tissues and wipe my tears