There are no stupid questions,
Just stupid people.
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“I’m a wizard!”
“Prove it!”
“Sorry, not magic out of Hogwarts”
“Then take me to Hogwarts”
“Sorry, only wizards aloud inHogwarts”
“You’re loving this, aren’t you.”
“Yup. Every minute of it.”
Nobody’s perfect except her.
Cry me a river
Build a bridge
Get over it.
The awkward moment when
You go do your business in a toilet and once you’re done you realize there’s no toilet paper.
Last Friday Night
We were dancing tabletops ♥
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
I will ask you a question and you have to say no.
Can I tell you a joke about water?
No. Damn