tsl621

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Joined: July 27, 2012
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Quotes by tsl621

If everyone in the world were as awkward as I was they would be filled with awkwardness from their awkward head to their awkward toes, before you know it the awkwardness takes over the entire world and awkwardly starts to die away just when the awkwardness is gone some awkward person reads this awkward quote and becomes overwhelmed with awkwardness and as you awkwardly fav this quote let me remind you that our world wasn't as awkward as it was before I awkwardly wrote this awkwardful quote.
      
​Thank you, have an awkwardful day
 
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If you text your grandma this: Hey gramma, ill b dere soon, dont worry i wont b dere 2 l8. There is a 0.5% chance she'll text back: Pick up some lottery tickets and cat food on your way home. There's a 99.5% chance she'll text back: WHAT???!!!!! What type of batty language is that?
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I wait seven hours just so I can chat with you. You finally come on and ask me a homework question and log off
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love
Mrs. Pickett: London you're whittling that's wonderful, whattya making?
London: A pointy stick to stab all you people with
Mrs. Pickett: Well, why don't you just use the knife?
London: (Evil smile)
Mrs. Pickett: Why did I just say that?
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That awkward moment when your mom walks in while you're trying to learn how to dougie.
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funny
If you text your grandma this: Hey gramma, ill b dere soon, dont worry i wont b dere 2 l8. There is a 0.5% chance she'll text back: Pick up some lottery tickets and cat food on your way home. There's a 99.5% chance she'll text back: WHAT???!!!!! What type of batty language is that?
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If you're rich you can buy whatever you want.  If you're poor you can steal whatever you want.
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The best way to answer ANY and EVERY question is to stare BLANKLY ahead and pretend you're deaf.
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advice