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me: i need to go on a diet

me: i'should stop eating so much junk

me: i'm so fat

me: inhales a bag of doritos

















idk how somebody can think that 100 followers
is few like they are literally 100 people who have
lives and dreams and habits like the may prefer
cold showers over hot showers or anything idk
these weird personal preferences and they have
feelings, sometimes they cry sometimes they are
happy and each one has its own little pleasures
like reading cooking drawing idk things they love
and treasure i think people should realize that a
follower is not a profile it’s a whole person









 








it is 12:00am, jauary 1st, 2013. the teen
girl rushes to her macbook pro to update
her facebook status. “i haven’t seen you
guys since last year!” she writes, smiling
to herself. her status quickly begins to get
likes. the world erupts into laughter. she is
a comedy genius.



















I was having a pretty decent day until I thought of something stupid I said when I was 13
















i think that people should be able to talk about rectangles whenever they want







 









i hope i die before the year 2069
so i dont have to see all the dumb
jokes people make all year on witty









 








when I was in the seventh grade I accidentally
got invited to a birthday party but the kid realized
he sent me an invite and told me not to come
and I was just sadly watching people post on
Facebook about how they were getting ready and
then out of nowhere a giant blizzard knocked out
power for the entire town and they had to cancel
and that’s why I believe in god








 







lmao, havent bathed since last year…

oh wait its 2013 now?

ok i havent bathed since 2011