tumblrwittyfacebook

Status: food.
Joined: August 20, 2012
Last Seen: 9 months
user id: 326182
Location: In your closet
Gender: F

17//england//insane


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when I call someone perfect, it doesn’t mean I think they have no flaws, it doesn’t mean I think they’re the most attractive person on the planet, it doesn’t mean I think they’ve never made any mistakes. when I call someone perfect, it means I love them wholly and entirely despite anything and everything, and that, to me, is perfect.


She's kinda like a
scene in a movie. I can hear music when she speaks.

 
just call me super glue cause holy sh/t do i get attached easily. 

me in the evening:oh, staying up late isn't bad, I'll manage tomorrow
me in the morning:AM I A F-CKING IDIOT

Today my dad was singing Christmas carols in the kitchen
Dad:
He knows how long you sleep in
Dad:He knows that you've been baked

Dad:
He knows you spend all day online so you better hope your grandma gets you something nice because Santa is done with your sh-t
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The one thing worse than a boy who hates you;
A boy who loves you."


 - Markus Zusak 





 

IF YOU BLAME YOUNG GIRLS FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT TO UNWELCOME SEXUAL ADVANCES FROM ADULT MEN I WILL DESTROY YOU, I WILL ERADICATE EVERY PROTON THAT COMPRISES YOUR WORTHLESS BODY, HOW DARE YOU

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there
was this boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and
he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me
and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it
i don't friend zone people, i relationship zone them. you wanna be my friend? too bad, we're dating.