Me: Wow,
it's a beautiful day to relax.
Me: *Walks downstairs*
Mom: Before you do anything today makes sure you
sweep the kitchen floor, set the table, empty the dishwasher, clean
the windows, do the laundry, clean the bathroom, mow the lawn, take
out the garbage, iron the clothes, wash the car, take the dog out
for a walk, vacuum the pool, redecorate the living room, rake the
leaves, pay the bills, apply the Dewey Decimal system to the
family’s collection of books, annnnd alphabetize the spices
in the pantry.
Me: *Flies into active volcano*
Mom: Oh and take down the Christmas lights that
have been up since 2005 while you're at
it.