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Dear new girlfriend,

He broke my heart today. He torn it into two.
Now im sitting here..feeling really blue.
I guss i didnt deserve him.
You deserve him more.
Cause you have that smile that he really
adores.
Promise me to give him respect.
Share your pop corn.
And rub his neck.
He likes it when he can see the stars.
Lie right next to him;
dont stay fare.
One last thing before i go
dont ever forget the way
he glows.
He shines so bright he could
light up the sky.
I wish i could just have one more
look in his eyes.
So good luck with him.
I hope you can dance.
I really just wish he gave me one more
chance.
 
With hate always,
the ex.
 
 
 
made by uflipmyxflop32
on November 01, 2009 19:40:56
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even though where through
im still not over you.


 
made by uflipmyxflop32
on November 01, 2009 19:15:21
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And i think its going to be  one of those nights
when i  cry myself to sleep
 
 
 
made by uflipmyxflop32
on November 01, 2009 19:18:18
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Don't Drink Water
fish     have      sex     in      it
made by XxJessxisxherexX
on February 17, 2009 18:07:59
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Isnt it funny ;;
how guys dont even
know that when they
walk in the room you
immediatly start to
talk and laugh louder
just to get them to
look at you?
made by mrsjeter2love
on February 18, 2009 12:55:39
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What the hell was God thinking?
Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
their crotches monthly.  That seems fair.

made by WittyStuffB
on March 17, 2009 21:58:51
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i hated going to weddings.
all   the    grandmas    would   poke   me
and say " you're  n e x t " they stopped
when   i  started   doing  it   to   them  at
f u n e r a l s .

not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?
made by ninsterrr
on February 21, 2009 17:39:51
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WSHG
we stalk hot guys

care to join our organization?
the FBI is pretty jelous :)
made by musicgirl917
on February 27, 2009 14:57:08
quote number 587622
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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

STOP RACISIM!!
Rate high if you agree^
made by xXxRandomxXx
on October 30, 2008 11:46:51
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you told me you loved me,
&    s o m e h o w   i   b e l i e v e d   y o u   </3

made by hellobeautiful__x
on July 24, 2009 23:49:07
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