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Member Since:Sun Nov 16 2008 12:44:34 EST
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About:I LOVE twilight for life

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come on wittyguys we KNOW your not guy and if [[you]] were you would write it! now were not so sure??

add to favs - #451647 by uherkisses on January 07, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Sometimes i open my mouth toooooooooooooooo much and now idk what im supposed to do can anyone help????????

add to favs - #448477 by uherkisses on January 06, 2009 filed under poems - get code - report quote

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Can you even tell my heart is bro<>ken???

add to favs - #448388 by uherkisses on January 06, 2009 filed under break up - get code - report quote

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D.R.A.M.A
dont worry we all hate it ;D. . .
i surtinly wish i was not real!!!,
but we need a little now and then i guess<3

add to favs - #447575 by uherkisses on January 06, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Here is how you get Edward Cullen to find you:
Get some blood and put it in a water botle,
Go outside,
scream "HERE EDWARD COMEONE I GOT SOMTHING FOR YOU!!" while you say this poor the blood on the ground,
sure enough you will see him run [well hes a little fast so get this on tape],
"Be safe"


caution:
while doing this do not get blood on your hands Edward Cullen is surely going to kill you.Please do not use bellas blood this could cause him to kill bella.Please i am not reasponsible if you get hurt during this proise!!lol

add to favs - #446752 by uherkisses on January 05, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Coreys eyes are like a jungle he smiles its like a radio. . .Corey finds another way to be the highlight of my day. . .

~talor swift
song:stay beautiful
question:who the hell is corey??

add to favs - #441994 by uherkisses on January 03, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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------------------------------>[In] my best Dr<>ess<---------------------------
Fearless<3

~talor swift
song:fearless

add to favs - #441975 by uherkisses on January 03, 2009 filed under lyrics - get code - report quote

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(twilight)
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Take the quiz. . .
1.)Have you seen the movie?
2.)Have you read all the books?
3.)Do you have a wall almost full of posters and pictures of twilight characters?
4.)When you see movies with the same people do you freak out?
5.)When you hear the word twilight just out of the blue you say"WHO SAID TWILIGHT!!!"
6.)You put quotes on your pants and wore a twilight shirt<3
7.)You kiss your pictures and posters because there so hot
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if you got all of them correct your obssesed with twilight
if you got 5 wrong you dont no obsession
if you got them all wrong you dont know what twilight is!
if your in the middle you like twilight



 

add to favs - #438414 by uherkisses on January 02, 2009 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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Whos your favorate twilight character???

add to favs - #437337 by uherkisses on January 02, 2009 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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Ahhhh,my friends
More like . . .
Ahhhhh,my saviors

add to favs - #437327 by uherkisses on January 02, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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