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Joined: July 8, 2012
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 315947
Gender: F

Quotes by ukfangirl

People were created to be loved, and things were created to be used, and the reason the world is in such chaos is because things are being loved, and people are being used.
I have this condition where I eat if I can't sleep.
It's called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

"Before you kiss me
-Grab my waist
-Pull me closer to your body
-Look into my eyes
-Look at my lips while biting your lip
-Look back into my eyes again
-Grab my face gently
-Then slowly lean in & kiss me

It will drive me crazy, I promise."
......Not that anyone's ever going to kiss me.


It's not Valentine's day until you awkwardly run into the guy that should have asked you out...
Valentines day:

To me: OMG it's almost Friday!
That awkward moment when you realize

Taylor Swift and Adele are

Bad Pick Up Lines #8
Baby I know my math pretty well, and you have one fine figure.
Bad Pick Up Lines #7
If this was a library, you'd be a book and I'd check you out.
Bad Pick Up Lines #6

My magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear.
Oh you are?
It must be 15 minutes fast....
Bad pick up lines #5
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I can totally see myself in your pants.