Childrens Logic: Car Trips.
1. "Just wait until we're 10000 miles a
way from home and the middle of nowhere to announce you have to
pee."
2. "No, that's not how you sit. Put
your feet on the passenger seat and make sure that your feet
are touching their back. Now isn't that
comfortable?"
3. "Let's play with the radio. Make
sure they're singing another language too. You
shouldn't be able to understand a lick of what they're
saying."
4. "Always ask if we're there yet,
just to let your parents hear your voice. Preferably every
other millisecond."
5. "Those cheetos arent for eating!
Throw them on the floor. Make sure you step on 'em,
too."