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hi

U THINK WITTY SUCKS?! :0 YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE

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ok dude i was at the gymnastics. i met the british team after it was all over but i ran to my hotel because ugh, i was too tired and then my sister met all the gymnastic teams.

bro
you're pretty
k? k

There's a new chapter(:
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ew. i accepted you request. ew. why did i even make facebook? my life is ew.

eurgh so my father got my sisters and i tickets to every single motherf-cking event to the olympics but we can't watch most of them and nor can we be arsed and he booked us into a nearby hotel and everything.
ITS RAMADAN FFS. I DON'T HAVE THE DAMN ENERGY!
asian fathers. *shakes head*

NO! STOP LEAVING AND CRUSHING MY YELLOW HEART AND THEN COMING BACK ONLY TO LEAVE AGAIN
its like i'm this american hopeless teenage girl who has the hots for some french kid and he always leaves and uses me -.-

ok someone should make a movie about that.

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say somefin totez wh0resexual to get unduh da lineeee

la
la
la
la
youre
sexy
and
let
me
marry
your
dick

ohp
gurl
you are pretty
so gtfo ok?

ZOMG
i fink im in love
with ofwgkta ♥

my (yes i do have one i can prove it look) likes to stand up while talking to you oops

today's sexual wednesday :D
new jenna marbles video lol

did you know is the leading cause of

um. my has swag.

☯ Keep calm and HAVE ROUGH HARD . ✿

Do you hear that? That's the sound of my underwear being thrown across the room~

ARE YOU BATMAN CUZ I WANNA LICK YOUR NIPPLES

my balls are itchy