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ERMAGHERD!
Guys i think i just saw Kristen Stewart smile!


nope wait...nope its just a rock.

Most difficult thing…
Making a drawing in the air out of the lines that come out of the ember on the stick before they disappear.

So a telemarketer called our house and this is how it went down...
him:"hello is mrs. mar here?"
me:*old lady voice* hey you! what did you do to those kitties?! huh?!"
him:" i dont think i understand but is mrs...
me:" help ive fallen and i cant get up!"
him:"would you like me to call the ambulance?"
me:"no I drank some milk so i am A-okay"
him: laughs
*hangs up*

lets just say i have weird calls with telemarketers

I only believe in one God...





and that god is STEVE

just put my left eye contact in my right eye…
and thats the kinda day its going to be…

if i had any super power i would have…
WITTY VISION
I would be able to see anyone who has an account they would have their username floating over top!
yeah…ita not thata cool

Guys I have the weirdest thing to tell you...
i don't want you guys to disown me or something but......





I shower naked.

anybody got some evil plans for April fools day?

Plot Twist:
There is a murderer behind the shower curtain

"One minute i just have to wash the Nutella off my fingers"
SAID NO ONE EVER