unicorns_chuckling

Status: eatin' nut-ella
Joined: December 7, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 341223
Location: behind you, HA
Gender: F

Quotes by unicorns_chuckling

sister: knock knock

me: who's there?

sister: strawberry

me: SORRY, IM IN THE SHOWER!!!!

sister: -_-
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60% of statistics are fake.



Think about it.


Hehe







 
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That Awkward Moment When... 
Your eating something, you drop it, and it rolls to your crotch and when you pick it up people are like "did that girl just pull food from her unspeakable area?!"
-_-
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Any twins up in here?!?!?!!?













sorry for putting this in funny
I JUST WANNA KNOW!!!!!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who's there?!
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!!!!!





Haha

 
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It is the last weekend before the end of the world...








And I'm just sitting here on the computer....bein' awesome.....
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Why Don't People Bet on If The World is Going to End??




If you say no you kinda win anyways
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Is my grandma the only one who guilts you into doing all  her jobs for her?

Ex:
g-ma- ohh... my back hurts soooooooo much and i guess i have to do my dishes too......SIGH!.......

ME: yep i guess so...

G-MA: And my hands ache soooooooooooo MUCH!

ME: FINE!! -_- 

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Tomorrow is a MYSTERY

Yesterday was HISTORY


But today is gift


That is why they call it present
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A creepy kid in my school was looking at me

and i hissed at him







FOREVER ALONE
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