The Ukrainian Chick*

Status: tvd is slowly killing me
Joined: August 26, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: September 2
user id: 370055
Location: ontarioooo
Gender: F
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full time loser


Hello! Thank you for stumbling across my page! Please do follow me if you like my quotes or whatver, uhm and my profile picture is me, i'm not going to say my age so uhm guess and I have such a different look at life but its whatver. Anyways, i'm Polish, Ukrainian and Russian, I can speak all of them haha but I live in Ontario so uh yeah!





 

Quotes by The Ukrainian Chick*

I wish suicide was possible without hurting the 0.2 people that might care about you
people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level


 
got honey on my cut, 

call it honey boo-boo


 


i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life
Poking holes in your parents condoms
so theres someone else to do the dishes.
today at i saw a wifi network called
“Scott’s iPhone” so i tried logging into
it with the password “scottiscool” and it worked






 

you know youre on your period 



when you begin crying when your laptop shuts down.

nmf


Today, I had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up; I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken, and I'm wide awake. Not sure who won...


do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus
and then you are too lazy to focus them
back in and just stare at nothing for a while
.
 




youre upstairs late at night and you hear your
mom calling you from the kitchen. You get up
but while youre on your way down stairs you
hear your mom from upstairs saying "dont go
down, i heard it too." Who do you believe?