The Ukrainian Chick*

Status: tvd is slowly killing me
Joined: August 26, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: September 2
user id: 370055
Location: ontarioooo
Gender: F
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full time loser


Hello! Thank you for stumbling across my page! Please do follow me if you like my quotes or whatver, uhm and my profile picture is me, i'm not going to say my age so uhm guess and I have such a different look at life but its whatver. Anyways, i'm Polish, Ukrainian and Russian, I can speak all of them haha but I live in Ontario so uh yeah!





 

Quotes by The Ukrainian Chick*








Can anyone please help

my friend marven just made a witty and I dont know how to help him with html or anything can someone just please go help him? his username is arianator1

 
 

Penises are meant to be stuck into things - like electrical sockets.
nmf nmq

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

2013 just  started  and  t here  are  four  months  left until  2014 did  I  really  just  spend  eight  months  so  far  doing  nothing productive  and  not realize this
 

things you don’t point out about people:
-acne
-cuts
-body hair in places you’re not used to it being??
-fat rolls/curves
-how much/how little they’re eating
-how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are

don’t do it

don’t

 

computer:whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRR  me:shh it's ok
*puts hot laptop battery over stomach to help with period cramps*
my 10 year old sister got a bad burn on her hands
and in the midst of her crying in pain she places them over my heart and goes “ahh so nice and cold”
 
 
periods help you
learn how to get blood off of things 
which is probably why you  hear more
stories of men caught  with murder








Do not touch your body with bad intentions.
Rub your belly when it is full. Stroke your soft skin. Hug yourself, even if it’s silly, because it feels nice. Pleasure yourself. Do not touch your body with bad intentions. Do not pinch at the fat on your stomach. Do not scratch at your skin. Do not hate the shell you’re encased in.


 
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