The Ukrainian Chick*
Status:
tvd is slowly killing me
Joined: August 26, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: September 2
user id: 370055
Location: ontarioooo
Gender: F
Joined: August 26, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: September 2
user id: 370055
Location: ontarioooo
Gender: F
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Flair
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Flair
full time loser
Hello! Thank you for stumbling across my page! Please do follow me if you like my quotes or whatver, uhm and
The Ukrainian Chick*'s Favorite Quotes
Of course gay men dress well.
They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.
This shade of black I’m wearing
really brings out the color of my soul
*Breaks into your house*
can I pet your animals
me: how much is this poster of this séxy chick?
sales clerk: that's a mirror.
"I never said she stole my money."
has seven different meanings depending on the word that is stressed.
It is terrifying to think that one day you will
trust somebody enough to let them see you naked. You will undress and remind
them that you’ve stretch marks and birth marks and scars from
having chicken pox when you
were little and scars from all of the other things now. You will
blush thousands of shades of
red, painting yourself as a rose losing its petals.
And that person - that person will
take it all in. And I wonder if they will reassure you. But mostly, I wonder if they will
even see anything worth reassuring you about. I hope they see each
freckle on your back as if it’s a star and you are the whole universe to
them
So I went to
download
Flappy Bird the other day and I was looking
through the Customer Reviews
section, and
I KID
YOU NOT,
THIS IS AN ACTUAL REVIEW:
"Why can't the god dang bird get lip surgery?
A bird has a beak for gods sake, you nasty bu.tthole.
How is the bird supposed to pick up his worms?
They would just keep slipping out of his mouth.
I also don't get how the bird doesn't just call a plumber to get rid of the pipes so he can get to where he needs to go.
My high score is 9 because his huge lips hit the pipe every time.
The bird is way too fat, what does he does in his spare time when he's not trying to dodge these pipes from Mario?
This is bird is fat."
"Why can't the god dang bird get lip surgery?
A bird has a beak for gods sake, you nasty bu.tthole.
How is the bird supposed to pick up his worms?
They would just keep slipping out of his mouth.
I also don't get how the bird doesn't just call a plumber to get rid of the pipes so he can get to where he needs to go.
My high score is 9 because his huge lips hit the pipe every time.
The bird is way too fat, what does he does in his spare time when he's not trying to dodge these pipes from Mario?
This is bird is fat."
"Did you draw that ?"
They ask as I continue on the same piece of artwork under my pencil and immediately my eyes widen in horror as I throw the sketch book to the ground , screaming "NO I DID NOT WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT"
They ask as I continue on the same piece of artwork under my pencil and immediately my eyes widen in horror as I throw the sketch book to the ground , screaming "NO I DID NOT WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT"
The "Types" of texters
The "Abreviator"- The person always saying lol,omg, nm,brb,u, and the dreaded k which is everybodys favorite
The "Grandma texter"- The person who takes 4 days to reply
The "Ninja texter"- The person who replies right away
The "Too cool for you" texter- The person who always ignores you
The "Send another texter"- The person who if you don't reply right away sends the same message again
The "Lengthy texter"- The person who sends a 4 page long text
The "Exceptional texter"- The person who spells out every word with proper grammer and hardly ever has a mistake
The "Stone texter"- The person who doesn't use emoji's
The "Forward texter"- The person who forwards chain mail texts
The "I'm too busy texter"- The person who claims that they are always busy but is always on a social media website
Then their's me
The "Loner texter"
Who texts myself because I have no one else to text
The "Abreviator"- The person always saying lol,omg, nm,brb,u, and the dreaded k which is everybodys favorite
The "Grandma texter"- The person who takes 4 days to reply
The "Ninja texter"- The person who replies right away
The "Too cool for you" texter- The person who always ignores you
The "Send another texter"- The person who if you don't reply right away sends the same message again
The "Lengthy texter"- The person who sends a 4 page long text
The "Exceptional texter"- The person who spells out every word with proper grammer and hardly ever has a mistake
The "Stone texter"- The person who doesn't use emoji's
The "Forward texter"- The person who forwards chain mail texts
The "I'm too busy texter"- The person who claims that they are always busy but is always on a social media website
Then their's me
The "Loner texter"
Who texts myself because I have no one else to text
