untoldtales

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sign: No shirt, no shoes, no service
me: what about pants..?
 
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I just read every quote in the Ever category. 

All 50 pages.

Someone help me from this boredom.
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and it stays like this for another 3 hours.

mq,mf
 
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Me: No you ask!

Friend: No you ask!

Me: Well, it was your question!

Friend: So? You want to know too!

only me? :)

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Plot twist: We want summer to go by faster.

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Plot wist: No one brings sexy back...
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*talking with my parents*

Mom: I have such a healthy daughter! If you made her choose between a bowl of chocolate, and a bowl of fruit, she would take the fruit.
Me:
Dad:
Santa:
Voldemort:
Peter Griffin:
Nemo:
Lil Wayne:
Barack Obama:
Me:
Me: LOL nooo, I would take the fruit and dip it in the chocolate!?
Dad: FIST BUMP!!
*le fist bumping action*

(True Story)
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Juice
just doesn't
taste the same
from when you put it into
a glass,
to a mug.

or is it just me?
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I know no one cares but,


my boyfriend is moving 9 hours away today


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