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I'm blonde...but can be clever when I want to be....I love lollys and hate people who eat loudly!...........I used to let life get me down........I had reason.....but I figure we only live once!! At least I hope so...

Quotes by urnotreal

The Wedding Date - Now who wants to buy, my Hoo-Hah, a drink?
Please stop the Earth I want to get off
I once saw a little worm wriggling on its belly,
I watched it for a little while,
Then squashed it with my welly!
Apples are green,
And sometimes red,
And sometimes they are brown,
When they are dead.
You promised you were different,
So I opened up my heart.
For me it was love,
I knew right from the start.

When you went away,
You promised it would stay be the same,
But now I know,
It was just a game.

Your text was so sweet,
But somehow I know,
That when you ring me tonight,
You'll be letting me go.

I know how to act,
I'll keep a smile on my face,
But inside I'll be dying,
And losing the race.

I look at my scars,
Remember my pain.
I know that I,
Can't face this again.

I've been trying for years,
To make amends,
But who was I kidding?
This is the end.

Where I'll go,
I haven't a clue.
But I have to get away,
From everything and you.

But before I leave quietly,
I'm telling you this:

You can break as many hearts as many hearts as you want,
But one day your's will break too,
And no-one will,
Be there for you.

If you carry on like this,
One day you'll look back,
And never forgive yourself,
I'm telling you that.

Let me be the last,
And start afresh,
For thought I wish to hate you,
I wish you the best.

I'm crying from the loss,
My broken heart too,
But remember this baby,
I'm crying for you.
Life's too short for low-carb diets
The Anchorman- Excuse moi numero two
The Anchorman- Where did you get your clothes from? The...Toilet...Store?
Scene *Burger King*
Moi: Can I get a BigMac
Assistant guy: Em...no, this is Burger King
Moi: Ok...MAY I have a BigMac
Life is not defined by the amount of breaths you take, but by how many moments take your breath away