vaginiall

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Quotes by vaginiall

what're u doing?
laying in bed
nmf,
naked?
yeah
nmf, 
send me a pic
it's dark
nmf, 
i dont care
yeah










 
nmf, 

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Dylan
i hate hanging out with those wannabe swaggers.. like if u hav real swag
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Locky
Dude, you're 11, shut up. Swag is stupid anyway
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Dylan
your probably a loner who doesnt have friends, u got no swag and your dumb
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Locky
I give up, you're way too stupid
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Dylan
your** look whose talking
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Shane
My Chinese friend died today. So yung...
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Alex
Hu was it?
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Shane
This isn't a fu/cking joke Alex
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Bryce
12 year old sl/uts... lol
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Jack
look mate im almost 12 and the 12 yr olds arent sl/uts it's the older ones 
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Bryce
please get off the internet, you are a child.
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Jack
look mate i can do wat i want im nearly 12 i choose my own way in life.
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Gary
Need a good facebook status? just pick a verse out of the bible! :)
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Andrew
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prosti/tute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Ezekiel 23: 19-20
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Max
people who think i'm attractive:
girls at school: 0%
girls who see me in public: 0%
my mum: 100% 
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Sarah
that's not true and u know it
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Max
thx mum
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Father: I've picked out a girl I want you to marry.
Son: No way, Dad. I'll marry who I want.
Father: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter and the heir to his fortune.
Son: Okay, when's the wedding?

The father goes to Bill Gates
Father: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No way in hell am I letting that happen!
Father: But Bill, my son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Well I guess we could work something out.

The father goes to the president of the World Bank
Father: I want you to appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President: Do you think I'm stupid? Get out of my office!
Father: But sir, my son is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: He's hired.


And that's how the world of business works.

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