valroutledge

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Joined: December 13, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 250271
Location: Canada
Gender: F
My names Val and you've just been punk'd

Quotes by valroutledge

Dear mom 
I'm wearing skinny jeans, if I can't get them off, neither can the rapist.
Love 
Your Daughter.

Whoever said "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me" obviously has never lived in this society...

Summer problems:

"What's today?"
"Wednesday"
"No, I mean like the number"




Dear face wash commercials,
No one actually
splashes their face with water like that...

Sincerly,
my whole bathroom floor is wet.

 






Lost:
  
O
ne

 Milkshake


Last seen with the boys in the yard


When life hands you melons,
uoY mghit be dyslexic..





SL_T


I t ' s    m i s s i n g    o n e    t h i n g . . .


Oh yeah it's


U


 

Tell her she's 'beautiful' instead of 'hot'...She's a woman, not a
temperature.


 
Teacher :     If you have 10 chocolate cake
 
And someone asks for two how many do you have left?

 
 Me: 10

O
you
be the anchor
that
keeps
my
feet on the ground