Stupid Questions #6
Mother: Isn’t my baby beautiful?
Me: Nahh, he’s ugly.
Stupid Questions #5
Waiter: Table for how many?
Me: A hundred and twelve. We like to change seats every few minutes.
Stupid Questions #4
Person: Did I do something wrong?
Police Officer: No. Today we’re giving out tickets for doing things right.
Stupid Questions #3
Person: Did you catch that fish?
Me: No, I talked him into giving himself up.
It's sad♥ When the people you know, become the people you knew. When you can walk right past someone, ♥ like they were never a big part of your life. ♥ format credit to Marissa123
Stupid Questions #1
Cashier: Will that be all?
Me: Nahh, I just came up here with all my stuff for fun.
nice personality where did you get it? the dollar store?
DON'T MAKE SOMEONE A PRIORITY IN YOUR LIFE,
NOW THAT WE'RE OVER,
*sharpening a pencil* *takes it out and looks at it.*
you; Mehh..not sharp enough.
*sharpens it ONE time*
*it breaks off*
your face; -_______________-
always happens? only me?
nmf//myquote