vanessabeansx3

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Quotes by vanessabeansx3

 

Stupid Questions #6

 

Mother: Isn’t my baby beautiful?

Me: Nahh, he’s ugly.

 

 

Stupid Questions #5

 

Waiter: Table for how many?

Me: A hundred and twelve. We like to change seats every few minutes.

 

 

Stupid Questions #4

 

Person: Did I do something wrong?

Police Officer: No. Today we’re giving out tickets for doing things right.
 

 

Stupid Questions #3

 

Person: Did you catch that fish?

Me: No, I talked him into giving himself up.

 





It's sad
 When the people you know, 
become the people you knew.
 When you can walk right past
someone, ♥ like they were never

a big part of your life. ♥



format credit to Marissa123 

 

Stupid Questions #1

 

Cashier: Will that be all?

Me: Nahh, I just came up here with all my stuff for fun.

 




nice personality

where did you get it?

the dollar store?



 

 

      

D
ON'T MAKE SOMEONE A PRIORITY IN YOUR LIFE,

 if you're just an option in theirs. ♥

 

 

      
 





 


N
OW THAT WE'RE OVER,

 

 

I should have known better than to think this was real; and you could be mine.




 

 

 




*sharpening a pencil*


 *takes it out and looks at it.*


you; Mehh..not sharp enough.

*sharpens it ONE time*


*it breaks off*


your face; -_______________-


always happens? only me?
 

nmf//myquote 

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