Me: *Rushes to get essay done
at last minute*
Me: *Wondering how the hell I got a good
grade*
Me: *Wondering what drugs the professor was on
when he graded these*
Me: *Wondering who his dealer is so I can get
some*
Me: *Wondering if there's drugs that'll
make me murder everyone*
Me: *Wondering what gun I'd use*
Me: *Imagining a gun*
Me: *Searching the interweb for that gun*
Me: *Finds that gun*
Me: *Gets sad because it costs too much*
Me: Well, I guess I wont be murdering people
anytime soon..
Raven: Wait. What?